The Squirrel and the Crow
by Loolwa Khazzoom • February 3, 2014 • Random Shit
Awesome story from this morning, right outside my window: So there’s this squirrel being all agro (aggressive) on a crow. The squirrel goes running up to the crow; the crow jumps in the air and flaps around its wings; the squirrel returns to chasing nuts; and the crow lands in the same spot, body taut, looking in the direction of the squirrel. Then the crow goes back to looking for worms; the squirrel comes charging at it again; the crow jumps up in the air and flaps around its wings; the squirrel returns to chasing nuts; and the crow lands in the same spot, body taut, looking in the direction of the squirrel. This goes on for about three rounds. After the third round, the squirrel runs off; the crow is poking around, looking for worms, then abruptly takes flight, pauses mid-air, and DIVE BOMBS at the squirrel. The squirrel freaks out and goes careening down the street, as the crow makes a graceful upward turn, flaps her wings, and majestically soars high into the sky.